Amusing musings
The moment I laid my eyes on you I believed in hate at first sight.
Shouldn’t the news archive be called the “olds”.
I’m always disappointed when I board a train with sockets for “laptops and mobile phones only”- I was
hoping to use my washing machine on the train.
I want to be a famous household name like Fred Perry or Joe Bloggs. I’d be satisfied with Kimberley
Clark or Stelrad Daulton.
So apparently America runs on Dunkin Donuts- surely there are better diets for athletes?
If someone says “I want a word with you”, they’ve already had six!
Some enhanced new TV shows:
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I’m not a celebrity, get me into there.
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The Why Factor?
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Strictly stop dancing.
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Chancing on Ice.
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Come whine with me
